Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
But it would be a bloody brilliant week
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
i also need to know that this is out here
I think this has now become the official supernatural dance.
it needs a name does it have a name

[FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun.
PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment
what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
thedetectivesayslokihasthetardis:
is there a polite way to tell someone to leave you alone forever
Excuse me, would it be inappropriate for me to ask you for a favor? I would very much appreciate it if you could occupy the rest of eternity somewhere beyond the vicinity of my existence? Thank you very much, I appreciate your time and effort.
tom hiddleston is that you

Everyone’s trying to be inconspicuous and then there’s Hugh Jackman.
“Hi. I’m Hugh Jackman. You’ve spotted me because of my excellence I appreciate that. Have a nice day.”